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看板 StupidClown
作者 wyvernshot (陽餅)
標題 [無言]女朋友問的問題
時間 Fri Apr 13 00:37:22 2012



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剛剛突然在FB上面看到我朋友的塗鴉牆

是他和他女朋友的對話




女生:如果全世界只剩下我和LOL 你要選哪一個?

男生:當然是妳阿~~~(毫無疑問的回答)

女生:為什麼?(開心^_^)




男生:因為










          LOL要十個人才能玩

                       LOL要十個人才能玩

                                LOL要十個人才能玩........

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seavon:五個就好了啦...可以打電腦阿A_A小地圖的話三個就可以(認真39F 04/13 01:41
rainchen:可以生8個來玩40F 04/13 01:41
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ace000888:快連絡你朋友  不然明天起床你就少一個朋友了XD51F 04/13 02:31
kenshin078:我還以為是...「依公司規定」52F 04/13 02:31
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dragonsoul:XD54F 04/13 02:38
imR:XD55F 04/13 02:39
popoliii:會不會明天朋友就失蹤了...56F 04/13 02:40
popoliii:你去看一下朋友lol還有沒有上線
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Roarwolf:有笑有推XDDD60F 04/13 03:13
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penguin974:其實自訂對戰一樣可以自high...62F 04/13 03:31
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hankower:太好笑了!!!  跪求後續!66F 04/13 05:54
nightwing:                            很誠實的回答67F 04/13 06:05
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cesil123:你朋友知道的太多了啊.....XDDDD69F 04/13 06:22
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ysanderl:是"毫無疑問"沒錯啊  你敢回答女友之外的答案嗎 lol77F 04/13 08:26
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hey55:一早看到這篇,開心啊~ XDDD83F 04/13 08:49
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