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作者 標題 Fw: [討論] FB狗血文
時間 Fri Mar 22 15:19:56 2013
※ [本文轉錄自 Boy-Girl 看板 #1HIlaPOa ]
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作者 標題 Re: [討論] FB狗血文
時間 Thu Mar 21 20:12:06 2013
女孩覺得奇怪,為什麼男友都不牽他的手
"可不可以牽我一下啊!奇怪耶你!!"
男孩默默的走在前方,沉默不語
"你明明知道天氣很冷,你手卻只插口袋,我最討厭你這種不顧別人感覺的人了!"
女孩拎著包包,就這樣奪門而出。
女孩拎著包包,就這樣奪門而出。
一邊跑,一邊流著眼淚。心想,最多就忍到二零一六年了。
一轉眼,一個月了。
男孩完全沒有連繫。
女孩難過的心想,可能是自己也太賭氣了。
但是不管怎麼撥長途電話到梵蒂岡,都沒人接。
到他的住處去,也是空無一人。
"難道他因為工作無能不敢見我?"
女孩心碎的四處尋訪,但是都沒有人知道男孩去哪了
就這樣,以淚洗面過了一年,女孩漸漸走出來。
她認識了一個醫生,雖然醫生的爸爸無法保外就醫,但是女孩心中還是惦記著男孩。
有一天,女孩做了個便當到醫院去給醫生。
經過一張病床時,她手上的便當從手上摔落。
她的淚水就這樣滴落在散落一地的飯菜上
她看見兩眼空虛的男孩,就這樣躺在病床上漠視著天花板。
似乎對四周一點反應都沒有。
醫生看到這個情況,走過來說。
"怎麼了?嚇到了嗎?別怕,這是一種手部疾病,也就是俗稱的死亡之握,
只要不要接觸到他的手,對一般人無害的。"
醫生溫柔的拍了拍女孩的肩
"這個人五年前就患症了,而他的病症惡化的很快,到了現在,什麼事都做不出來了"
女孩腦中閃過男孩向各國元首握手的畫面,淚水氾濫的溢出了眼眶
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不要以為愛你的人會想要去傷害你,她們的行為總是有他的道理
試著去思索他的無能,不是為了傷害你,而是因為愛你
當他們還能做這些事情的時候,其實你是幸福的...
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※ 編輯: AppliedMath 來自: 114.40.106.201 (03/21 20:22)推 :是死騎的招式嗎?6F 03/21 20:22
→ :打錯字啦~~ 是"向"各國元首 不過還是很好笑 有follow時事7F 03/21 20:22
→ :馬上改了 = =
→ :馬上改了 = =
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→ :或是腳色轉換來個梅杜莎吧
→ :還是來個命運石之門
→ :或是腳色轉換來個梅杜莎吧
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→ :難得不勸分了 不是如某些人所願了嗎 XD
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→ :第二句就看懂了
→ :第二句就看懂了
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推 :男孩有死亡之握,為甚麼會是他自己發病??148F 03/22 11:55
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噓 :不好翹63F 03/22 20:19
噓 :仿第一篇的笑點,其實主要是用政治讓大家認同而已64F 03/22 20:24
推 :最後死亡之握拼輸了反噬~還是握了自己的………65F 03/22 20:26
→ :死握 XDDDDDDDDDDDD66F 03/22 20:28
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→ :某次打完手槍之後 就變馬娘娘了73F 03/22 20:55
噓 :覺得有點爛.....74F 03/22 21:00
推 :如果死望之握沒那麼可怕我還不會笑 但是真的太可怕啦~~~75F 03/22 21:03
噓 :無聊76F 03/22 21:09
→ :頗為無聊77F 03/22 21:25
噓 :整個不通順,語病很多又加上政治 怒噓78F 03/22 21:34
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噓 :文筆不是很好.都在硬凹80F 03/22 22:29
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推 :什麼啦86F 03/22 22:57
推 :看前面一點文,我就有預感這是一篇時事梗了XDDD87F 03/22 23:02
推 :超靠邀.....88F 03/22 23:07
推 :雖然好笑 但為啥發在BG版?89F 03/22 23:08
推 :冥府之握90F 03/22 23:27
推 :那位病床上的大哥... 竟是馬英丸!!91F 03/22 23:31
推 :有笑給推92F 03/23 00:00
推 :梵諦岡聖光束93F 03/23 00:11
推 :政黑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD94F 03/23 00:23
→ :靠邀XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD95F 03/23 00:49
推 :XDDDD96F 03/23 00:50
推 :忍不住笑出來了97F 03/23 01:18
推 :XDDDDDDD98F 03/23 01:46
推 :XDDDDDDDDDDD99F 03/23 02:03
推 :死亡騎士 壓迫眾生100F 03/23 02:47
→ :聖光啊!!!101F 03/23 03:54
推 :擠霸婚XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD102F 03/23 04:11
推 :靠北 100分 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD103F 03/23 05:02
推 :梵諦岡正宗聖光術 對決 死神之握 第五天104F 03/23 06:05
推 :有人崩潰噓好好笑XDDD105F 03/23 09:44
推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD106F 03/23 10:28
推 :靠邀,握屁啦....死亡之握哩107F 03/23 12:01
推 :哈哈哈108F 03/23 14:25
推 :果然有屎蛆噓文109F 03/23 16:09
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2樓 時間: 2013-03-24 13:31:24 (台灣)
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03-24 13:31 TW
我合理的認為 死亡之握 是馬冏 從爆走兄弟 的死亡之舞 領悟出來的XDDDDDDD ((根本瞎掰XDD
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