[笑話] 美國人 - Joke板

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作者 typedying (打字亡)
標題 [笑話] 美國人
時間 Sat Oct 20 00:09:26 2012

在很久很久以前美國有一個老師為小孩上課

老師說：小朋友你是美國人嗎是就舉手

然後小朋友的手像雨後春筍的舉起來

幾乎全班都舉手了只有一個小孩沒舉

老師發現他沒舉就問他：小朋友你怎麼沒舉手呢

小朋友：因為我不是美國人

老師：那你是哪一國人呢

小朋友：我是尊貴的英國人

由於那個年代美國正在跟英國打獨立戰爭國籍是很敏感的話題老師有點生氣

老師：為什麼你是英國人

小朋友：因為我爸是英國人我媽也是英國人

老師聽了很生氣在座多少人也是英國血統但沒有人認為自己是英國人啊

老師：這樣不對喔小朋友不然如果你爸是白癡你媽也是白癡那你是什麼???

小朋友：美國人

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