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作者 iamkim (叮叮)
標題 [無言] 再晚來半天的話....
時間 Tue May 22 00:13:08 2012




從朋友FB上看到的PO文:



剛剛校醫院進來一對情侶

女的看起來楚楚可憐,男的滿臉心疼焦急

男:「醫生快幫我看她手上的傷口!」

醫生問:「這傷口半天啦?」

男:「嗯,上午被紙片割的。」

醫生:「哦,你們要再晚來半天的話,這傷口就... 」


男的緊張的插話:「就怎麼樣????」


















醫生:「...就自己好了。」


XDDDDDDDDDDDD


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singarst:我竟然笑了 XD1F 05/22 00:23
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tigerflyer:有猜到不推=.=25F 05/22 00:42
vnsioh:XDDDDDDDDD26F 05/22 00:43
oncememory:醫生: 然後我就賺不到你們的錢了...27F 05/22 00:43
iamkim:醫生:你們懂什麼,這叫專業! (推眼鏡)28F 05/22 00:44
pp31630:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD29F 05/22 00:44
ori13:醫生太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD30F 05/22 00:45
fddk:紙片割到而已...是多擔心XD31F 05/22 00:48
hey55:哈哈哈32F 05/22 00:49
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dogs1231992:醫生一定也是鄉民!!!!34F 05/22 00:51
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LonelyLove:醫師幽默阿XDDDDD38F 05/22 00:54
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kenshin078:40F 05/22 00:56
fe90011:紙片割到去看醫生??/ 感覺是假的= =41F 05/22 00:56
tryit0902:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD42F 05/22 00:58
x007:初級治癒術就可以治好 不需要找補師43F 05/22 01:00
x007:紙片 Lv.1
millia62219:樓上 可能是被柯特的紙片割到  那超級嚴重45F 05/22 01:01
adolphjong:這醫生讚XDDDDDD46F 05/22 01:02
Ferrarin:Perfect !!47F 05/22 01:07
iamkim:我問朋友了,她是親耳聽到這段對話XDD48F 05/22 01:08
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hazlyn:可能覺得沒必要來醫院 用幽默來表達XD50F 05/22 01:15
shiyeh:幽默喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDD   話說校醫院是....?= =51F 05/22 01:15
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dmes07:完全猜到了 =_____=55F 05/22 01:18
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mushroom50:太好笑了XDDD57F 05/22 01:20
Elivanta:再晚半天來的話...你女友就變成紙殭屍惹!!!58F 05/22 01:28
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CTUST:急診室看太多雜七雜八不需要的浪費醫療資源行為~111F 05/22 08:39
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sherryofyou:推醫生!!(真的會有這種人把自己擺在世界的中心121F 05/22 09:14
sherryofyou:不管有更緊急病情的人需要急診或是病床,直接掛急診!
sherryofyou:文中情侶該不會是去了醫學中心吧(校醫院有可能~)
newtypeL9:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD124F 05/22 09:17
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POOHw:XD 這醫生也太可愛了!!126F 05/22 09:23
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vanessahuang:有笑有推~~~132F 05/22 09:45
rsy:這對情侶有點誇張~兩個人都沒常識!!!133F 05/22 09:49
rsy:醫生應該也很無言吧~~~
hgl6197:推自己好了~~~~135F 05/22 09:59
finhard:這不是插頭梗嗎XDDDDDDD136F 05/22 10:00
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conective:智障喔141F 05/22 10:18
crueangel:總覺得跟插座梗很接近  XD142F 05/22 10:19
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filly0319:被紙片割也要去找醫生XDDDD 醫生太強大了XDDDDDDDDDDDDD144F 05/22 10:31
hank61204:XDDDD145F 05/22 10:32
ru5229:其實我也有猜到醫生會說什麼欸146F 05/22 10:39
fireforce:醫生狀態:閱讀文章中147F 05/22 10:43
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5樓 時間: 2012-05-22 14:15:28 (台灣)
  05-22 14:15 TW
醫生超強!!!
6樓 時間: 2012-05-22 14:38:40 (台灣)
  05-22 14:38 TW
醫生:ˊ_>ˋ就自己好了...
9樓 時間: 2012-05-22 17:31:21 (台灣)
  05-22 17:31 TW
這醫生很幽默~~
10樓 時間: 2012-05-22 18:54:29 (台灣)
  05-22 18:54 TW
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
12樓 時間: 2012-05-22 19:21:50 (台灣)
  05-22 19:21 TW
XDDDDDD
13樓 時間: 2012-05-22 20:24:57 (台灣)
  05-22 20:24 TW
推 noyl91:這醫生是想嚇誰啦XDDDDDDDDDDDD
14樓 時間: 2012-05-22 20:54:21 (台灣)
  05-22 20:54 TW
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
15樓 時間: 2012-05-22 21:02:36 (台灣)
  05-22 21:02 TW
哈哈哈哈
16樓 時間: 2012-05-22 22:53:21 (台灣)
  05-22 22:53 TW
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
18樓 時間: 2012-05-22 23:57:16 (台灣)
  05-22 23:57 TW
我笑了xDDDDDDD
21樓 時間: 2012-05-24 18:34:00 (台灣)
  05-24 18:34 TW
醫生超有哏 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
22樓 時間: 2012-05-24 22:47:12 (台灣)
  05-24 22:47 TW
這好笑~推~~
23樓 時間: 2012-05-25 20:42:47 (台灣)
  05-25 20:42 TW
這醫生..存心想整人吧XD
24樓 時間: 2012-05-26 11:24:30 (台灣)
  05-26 11:24 TW
醫生讚歐xDD
25樓 時間: 2012-05-30 22:32:25 (台灣)
  05-30 22:32 TW
XDDDDDDDDDDD
27樓 時間: 2012-06-19 12:54:08 (台灣)
  06-19 12:54 TW
超愛演的醫生~厲害厲害~~
28樓 時間: 2012-06-20 11:37:46 (台灣)
  06-20 11:37 TW
好可愛的醫生
29樓 時間: 2012-12-26 21:34:46 (台灣)
  12-26 21:34 TW
醫生強大!
30樓 時間: 2013-01-30 19:24:05 (台灣)
  01-30 19:24 TW
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
31樓 時間: 2013-06-03 12:25:12 (台灣)
  06-03 12:25 TW
推醫生XDDDDDD
32樓 時間: 2015-01-29 18:23:27 (台灣)
  01-29 18:23 TW
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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