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※ 本文為 Knuckles 轉寄自 ptt.cc 更新時間: 2012-08-13 22:15:39
看板 joke
作者 minche ( 【最小值】)
標題 Fw: [超幹] 做夢被自己婊
時間 Mon Aug 13 14:52:54 2012

※ [本文轉錄自 Hate 看板 #1GA9j83n ]

看板 Hate
作者 SpiritGod (H)
標題 [超幹] 做夢被自己婊
時間 Mon Aug 13 14:14:29 2012

剛剛睡午覺的時候，夢到有個女鬼飄到我旁邊。

長得十分的美麗，非常的有姿色。

我就跟她說：「請妳跟我做愛吧。」

她回答我：「可是我沒有和活人做愛的經驗耶。」

我跟她說：「我也沒有和活人做愛的經驗啊！」

講完我就哭了。

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1樓 時間: 2012-08-13 17:02:51 (台灣) 
XD
vivilove
+1 08-13 17:02 TW 
哈哈哈哭什麼啦~人不是好好的在這發文嗎
2樓 時間: 2012-08-15 16:06:24 (美國) 
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cielosleep
　 08-15 16:06 US 
哈哈哈
3樓 時間: 2012-08-16 16:09:21 (台灣) 
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shlc20313
+1 08-16 16:09 TW 
當我看懂的那剎那我的嘴就闔不起來了XDD
4樓 時間: 2012-08-16 16:35:50 (台灣) 
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qweasdzxc
　 08-16 16:35 TW 
靠杯 有笑到
5樓 時間: 2012-08-16 22:30:49 (台灣) 
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a11
+1 08-16 22:30 TW 
水滴順著眼角不經意的滑出.....我想那是淚
6樓 時間: 2012-08-17 02:23:40 (台灣) 
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iou6954
+1 08-17 02:23 TW 
好可憐喔XDD
7樓 時間: 2012-08-18 16:28:39 (台灣) 
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acmilan
　 08-18 16:28 TW 
別難過..我笑了
8樓 時間: 2012-08-19 20:52:21 (台灣) 
XD
arseneloop
　 08-19 20:52 TW 
最慘的莫過女鬼還跟你說我們人鬼殊途XDDD
9樓 時間: 2012-08-20 23:30:24 (台灣) 
XD
s910274
　 08-20 23:30 TW 
笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
10樓 時間: 2012-08-24 08:00:02 (台灣) 
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america8136
　 08-24 08:00 TW 
為啥沒和活人做X的經驗聽不懂可是有笑點的FU0.0||
11樓 時間: 2012-08-25 15:23:43 (台灣) 
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　 08-25 15:23 TW 
XDDDDDDDDD
12樓 時間: 2012-09-08 20:36:59 (台灣) 
XD
ac731210
　 09-08 20:36 TW 
哈哈~XDDDDDDDDD
13樓 時間: 2013-04-12 13:28:51 (台灣) 
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teboo
　 04-12 13:28 TW 
XDDDD
14樓 時間: 2013-06-14 18:08:01 (台灣) 
XD
bird940712
　 06-14 18:08 TW 
可以去飄版了   ＸＤＤＤ
15樓 時間: 2013-12-15 21:20:21 (台灣) 
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ailite1313
　 12-15 21:20 TW 
XDDDDD
16樓 時間: 2013-12-15 21:37:22 (台灣) 
XD
qaz250301
　 12-15 21:37 TW 
還好嗎?
17樓 時間: 2013-12-15 21:59:26 (台灣) 
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haha9431
　 12-15 21:59 TW 
冏
18樓 時間: 2013-12-15 22:01:07 (台灣) 
XD
a421025
　 12-15 22:01 TW 
我懂得你   拍拍
19樓 時間: 2013-12-15 22:51:26 (台灣) 
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skykid
　 12-15 22:51 TW 
對不起我笑了~~ 拍拍~
20樓 時間: 2013-12-15 22:58:35 (台灣) 
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a1b2c3d4506
　 12-15 22:58 TW 
哈哈哈笑了
21樓 時間: 2013-12-16 00:22:18 (台灣) 
XD
kaorukun
　 12-16 00:22 TW 
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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　 12-16 01:13 TW 
XDDDD
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