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※ 本文為 layzer 轉寄自 ptt.cc 更新時間: 2013-03-18 21:19:14
看板 StupidClown
作者 chuck920628 (哦哦你說呢?)
標題 [恍神] 滿臉滄桑的阿婆
時間 Mon Mar 18 12:22:07 2013


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以下事件為同學經歷僅以轉述





回程火車到臺南站,一個素未平生的阿婆敲窗戶驚醒夢中的我

他大聲的說:要好好照顧自己阿!!記得常打電話回家報平安!!(比打電話的姿勢

驚醒的我超慌張的狂點頭
此時火車開始前進
阿婆就皺著眉頭,月光灑在她臉上歲月摧殘的痕跡,顯得更加憔悴

阿婆邊追著我的窗戶邊揮手說再見,
我也很有禮貌的揮手回應她,
雖然我們才打過照面,但她母愛的感覺深深打動了我的心。

此時隔壁乘客點點我肩膀並用冷淡的聲音說

他是我媽

他是我媽
他是我媽
..................

同學表示一整路的回程尷尬XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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prettysasa:哈哈1F 03/18 12:25
vajra0001:^^2F 03/18 12:28
o311859:你們結婚後  他媽也是你媽3F 03/18 12:31
o311859:那你有打電話回家嗎?
OlingO:哈哈哈5F 03/18 12:36
Gualin:原來是你!我媽還被你嚇得亂七八糟!原來就是你!6F 03/18 12:52
kurahia:原PO超入戲的XDD7F 03/18 12:55
hikki430:XD8F 03/18 13:00
educeduc:在公車上爆笑了XDDDDD9F 03/18 13:12
waltz520:哈哈哈哈哈10F 03/18 13:18
powmi:XDD11F 03/18 13:32
rabbit7630:哈哈哈12F 03/18 13:45
POOHw:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD13F 03/18 13:47
DaWuDarvish:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD14F 03/18 13:50
HRDA:哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDD15F 03/18 13:51
sunya0222:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD16F 03/18 13:51
BubeeLie:哈哈 借認一下會死喔17F 03/18 13:51
ll8833:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈18F 03/18 13:52
chin0505:XDDDDDDDDD 大笑19F 03/18 13:53
myjackchen:XDDDDDDDD20F 03/18 13:55
dofay1014:XDDDDDDDD21F 03/18 13:55
w660:XDDDDDDDDDDD好尷尬.............22F 03/18 13:56
sillywhoever:哇哈哈哈哈~~~~~~~~ 這篇真的害我笑慘了!23F 03/18 13:58
sillywhoever:不是你媽,你是在演什麼啦!!???
vitaume:原PO快去跟五樓認親辣XDDDDDDDDDDDDD25F 03/18 13:58
bighti40325:XDXD26F 03/18 13:58
iamjohe:XDXDXD我大笑了!!27F 03/18 13:59
sillywhoever:喔~ 不對~ 是同學在演什麼啦~~~28F 03/18 13:59
docoke:白痴XDDDDDDDD29F 03/18 14:00
chuck920628:G大我僅是轉po,原事主並非鄉民30F 03/18 14:02
henry808fw:哈哈哈31F 03/18 14:02
she1015:哈哈哈哈32F 03/18 14:02
USAGI0423:回他:你媽超胖33F 03/18 14:04
Tenging:很有緣 快去認親34F 03/18 14:11
Nadialove:XD35F 03/18 14:12
c9840306:台南人真熱心啊!!!36F 03/18 14:13
strike430132:太可愛了 我快笑死!!37F 03/18 14:15
CFfisher:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD38F 03/18 14:16
black205:XDDDDD39F 03/18 14:16
mnbvc117:狂點頭XDDDDDDDDDDDD40F 03/18 14:17
wpxomncbl:干你屁事啊哈哈哈哈哈哈41F 03/18 14:17
vivian12328:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD42F 03/18 14:23
vinita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD43F 03/18 14:23
linyap:大推在一起~ 他媽就是你媽XD44F 03/18 14:34
vicky250179:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD有糗有推45F 03/18 14:34
babaluu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD46F 03/18 14:34
MosKiD:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD47F 03/18 14:36
climax918:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD48F 03/18 14:38
alan722:...................49F 03/18 14:40
pack24578:XDDDD50F 03/18 14:43
sunweiyako:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD51F 03/18 14:43
yoursam168:這樣算是一種裝熟魔人嗎XDD52F 03/18 14:49
angei79725:我笑翻了...53F 03/18 14:54
lonelypasser:天啊太爆笑了啦哈哈哈哈哈哈哈54F 03/18 14:54
ms70019:應該要回:你媽就是我媽 一家人嘛55F 03/18 14:55
Ferrero0212:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD56F 03/18 15:03
happyoscar:阿婆的眉頭一皺~~~XDDDD57F 03/18 15:03
事情真的不單純
pearlymirror:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD58F 03/18 15:05
delia321:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈59F 03/18 15:08
a2132176:哀呀,原來是阿姨阿!感覺好親切,可否讓我叫聲媽?XD60F 03/18 15:08
tina800725:我在上班我只能憋笑好痛苦61F 03/18 15:12
CTUST:不要硬跟人家裝熟62F 03/18 15:12
loveless520:超丟臉的XDDDDDDD63F 03/18 15:14
zeanmar:噗哈哈哈哈哈XDDD64F 03/18 15:14
VacuumLife:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD崩潰65F 03/18 15:16
gingling:想到安海瑟威的出糗故事XD66F 03/18 15:20
是甚麼?
veicoo:我笑了 XDDDDDDDD67F 03/18 15:33
veicoo:安海的是這個 超好笑http://ppt.cc/ydTe
安妮海瑟薇和丹尼爾克雷格的尷尬事件 - YouTube
安妮海瑟薇和丹尼爾克雷格的尷尬事件

 
brendabau:XDDDD69F 03/18 15:36
mirahiarashi:隔壁忍笑www70F 03/18 15:41
cherrykoala:原PO真可愛 XDD 阿姨應該一頭霧水71F 03/18 15:46
還好我同學本身常發生這種事情哈哈哈
newjackle:安真的是我見過最放得開的郝萊屋演員~72F 03/18 15:46
                                     好萊塢
seki0424:噗XDDDDDDDDDDDDD73F 03/18 15:54
Theshadow:別再安海了...人家的名字是Anne Hathway(安 海瑟薇)...74F 03/18 16:14
she is hot!
※ 編輯: chuck920628     來自: 163.15.178.32        (03/18 16:22)
workaphile:你有吃他媽寄的鐵牛運功散嗎?75F 03/18 16:25
ytr690:太好笑了!!!!76F 03/18 16:29
pinshow118:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD77F 03/18 16:35
rafifish:哈哈哈哈哈哈!!!!78F 03/18 16:41
lyviasun:太好笑了XD79F 03/18 16:42
lonlife99:XDDDDDDDDDDD80F 03/18 16:45
emichinn:差點在課中大笑xDD81F 03/18 16:46
ronny2014:我突然覺得有陌生人舉手跟我身後的人打招呼,我不小心也82F 03/18 16:51
ronny2014:伸手這是很平常的事情
yenchen1970:好笑84F 03/18 17:12
emHong:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD85F 03/18 17:22
kroutony:應該叫她Hatheay而不是 Ann86F 03/18 17:27
dear0804:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD87F 03/18 17:27
vi000246:安海超正的 安海好漂亮88F 03/18 17:27
wowkg21:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD89F 03/18 17:52
dirtyroot:殺毀啦XDDDDDDDDDD90F 03/18 17:57
SongYuuu:哈哈哈哈有笑有推XDDD91F 03/18 18:09
e8672596:哈哈哈哈哈 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD92F 03/18 18:13
brian1219:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD93F 03/18 18:26
RockerYan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD94F 03/18 18:27
voyeur:瑟薇真的好漂亮 而且還是超夢幻的米分糸工 瑟薇 我愛妳95F 03/18 18:39
k382214:哈哈哈96F 03/18 18:40
HHH888:XDDDDDDD97F 03/18 18:45
holysea:先承認你就是你同學吧!98F 03/18 19:01
我真的不是=_________=
sosoeyes:哈哈哈哈哈哈99F 03/18 19:13
notmemory: workaphile:你有吃他媽寄的鐵牛運功散嗎? 這句好笑啊XD100F 03/18 19:15
l04:你是在裝熟什麼啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD101F 03/18 19:21
JOJOttt:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈這也太好笑了XD102F 03/18 19:28
kthang:紅明顯,人家是安˙海瑟威,別亂拆字阿@@103F 03/18 19:46
kthang:                      薇
azuregni:噗~~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD105F 03/18 20:08
orangeyo:殺毀拉XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD106F 03/18 20:10
EaCi:阿婆表示:賺到一個兒子 XD107F 03/18 20:12
lin88025:好尷尬XDDDDDDD108F 03/18 20:13
moneyqueen:害我在捷運上噴笑XDD109F 03/18 20:22
UANM:超好笑110F 03/18 20:23
Dusha:XDDDDDDD溫馨111F 03/18 20:26
hono1:你應該給他一個擁抱 然後叫他~~弟弟~~112F 03/18 20:31
hellogoodbye:笑倒XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD113F 03/18 20:39
GoGi8:隔壁乘客點點「我」肩膀...你已經承認「同學就是你」了...114F 03/18 20:41
我是轉po拉原汁呈現原文
s0915479284:安海瑟威 F**K YOU那部?115F 03/18 20:44
shenyw:XD116F 03/18 20:46
lohsuan:整篇明明是他同學的第一人稱描述...117F 03/18 20:54
(y)
wacucu:笑翻 哈哈哈118F 03/18 20:58
XDMAV:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD119F 03/18 21:08
tina800920:~120F 03/18 21:11
rayjting:阿罵~哩雞罵底ㄉ位~121F 03/18 21:17
DrinkTea0107:這事還蠻容易發生的orz122F 03/18 21:23
Bigoo:我要推爆你哈哈哈,好好笑又好尷尬喔!123F 03/18 21:23
cherrylady:好有畫面XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD124F 03/18 21:24
xyz01234:暗●海明威125F 03/18 21:38
阿婆與海
tenderman:很有畫面~ 但更感動的是母親不捨孩子的心情~ 鼻頭酸了..126F 03/18 21:42
tenderman:打個電話給媽媽吧~ 好像很久沒打了.....
祝天底下媽媽們母親節快樂(疑?到了嗎?)
IcJack:XDDDDDDDDD128F 03/18 22:00
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首次po笨板就爆感謝各位支持QWQ
※ 編輯: chuck920628     來自: 163.15.178.32        (03/18 22:45)
maochou:噴茶...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD135F 03/18 22:43
gethigh:笑屎XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD136F 03/18 22:43
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iwjkbyrumb:哈哈哈哈真的是太好笑了...XDDDDDDDDDD137F 03/18 23:00
belle0151:笑翻!!!138F 03/18 23:06
Hypersomnia:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD139F 03/18 23:11
Martian12:有笑有推~140F 03/18 23:17
a926:不推不行 好好笑141F 03/18 23:24
riversbest:有笑有推XDD142F 03/18 23:26
asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD143F 03/18 23:49
pearl0108:哈哈哈哈太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD144F 03/18 23:52
lingling0000:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDD145F 03/18 23:55
WiLLReaL:原PO有前途146F 03/19 00:13
JingChiu:XDDDDDDDD147F 03/19 00:15
jnf72727:太尷尬XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD148F 03/19 00:25
ss30341tw:結了婚之後她也是你媽149F 03/19 00:35
drinkair:在醫院笑了....150F 03/19 00:53
ee430:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD151F 03/19 01:13
i5063002im:靠xddddd152F 03/19 01:33
brown643:有笑有推~哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDD153F 03/19 01:38
sasa789:你看看你XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD154F 03/19 01:46
tinyrain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD155F 03/19 01:53
preter0824:有笑有推啊!156F 03/19 02:40
cow66:笑慘了XD157F 03/19 02:44
Judicator:XDDDDDDDDDDDD158F 03/19 02:44
h0ney8850:天下的媽媽都是一樣地159F 03/19 07:42
Yie:XDDD160F 03/19 07:55
Dix123:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD161F 03/19 08:31
Ting83:回隔壁:其實那也是我媽(誤XDDDD162F 03/19 08:33
joanneStar:太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDD163F 03/19 09:28
Jocelyn624:XDDDDD164F 03/19 10:32
pinnky9682:2樓XDDD   5樓認親!!165F 03/19 10:40
ChinaMA5566:XDD166F 03/19 10:48
ijtm:XD167F 03/19 11:42
emily0615:哈哈哈哈超尷尬又超好笑~半路認親了哈哈168F 03/19 12:02
loven51:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD169F 03/19 12:14
butterdown:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD170F 03/19 12:32
blove22:哈哈哈 推在一起~171F 03/19 12:53
princessmake:XD172F 03/19 14:13
afria:XDDDDDDD173F 03/19 14:58
didilala:有笑有推~~174F 03/19 16:39
loloveit:哈哈哈175F 03/19 16:45
gentleman123:爆掉的文章再給你一推176F 03/19 17:20
pinmei:XDDDD 快笑死了177F 03/19 17:26
sousy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD178F 03/19 18:14
ryo30631:哈哈太囧了179F 03/19 18:54
lin820504:好傻XDDDDD180F 03/19 19:48
hample:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD181F 03/19 20:37
coco702921:這下冏了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD182F 03/19 21:44
jessiechia:超好笑XDDDDDD183F 03/19 22:04
vw2795:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD184F 03/19 22:31
hee2233:xdddddddddddddd185F 03/19 23:35
per618:哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDD186F 03/19 23:47
trustmyself:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD187F 03/20 00:11
GGisme:哈哈阿哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈188F 03/20 00:52
hauhau:超好笑推XD189F 03/20 01:12
delude:超好笑的啦!!!XDD190F 03/20 01:55
chicken08:XDDDDDDDDD191F 03/20 12:43
yoysky:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD192F 03/20 13:37
didi12:超好笑XDDDDD193F 03/20 21:44
squidsoup:原PO被嚇的亂七八糟是怎樣拉 哈哈194F 03/20 22:49
nick10837:推安海瑟薇~~女神阿~~~~195F 03/21 03:07
flme2:不好意思 但火車內能清楚聽到外面的人說話嗎?196F 03/21 09:14
space20021:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD197F 03/21 18:06
doom3:同學 你有事嗎?198F 03/21 22:28
saveearth722:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD199F 03/22 14:23
poiu1234:XD200F 03/22 17:28
tran628:XDDDDDDDDDDD201F 03/22 19:44
dawn5463:哈哈哈哈哈哈202F 03/22 21:27
hoojoshua:一切順理成章XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD203F 03/23 00:05
valerie3637:Xddddddd204F 03/23 02:39
mossa:大笑XDD205F 03/23 19:43
Tiramisuway:笑死XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD206F 03/23 19:52
kaworuna:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD207F 03/27 17:33
jeffreylee:哈哈 你回個屁阿....拍電影阿你...乾208F 03/27 17:58
assk1231:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD209F 03/29 01:10

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