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※ 本文為 layzer 轉寄自 ptt.cc 更新時間: 2012-04-13 15:08:22
看板 StupidClown
作者 datavinci (就挑水喝吧~)
標題 [童年] 學妹的高中同學
時間 Mon Apr  2 21:19:55 2012


跟大學學妹彼此聊到往事:
學妹「高中入學時,我有一個同學自我介紹的時候說,她是他爸媽的掌上明珠。」






















「然後她就被叫蛤仔叫了三年.........」


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