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看板 StupidClown
作者 Leon691022 (暱稱不能隨機嗎?)
標題 [聽錯] 看房子最怕的事...
時間 Wed Jun 20 09:30:44 2012


一天跟房仲約好看房屋,

房仲介紹到一半忽然停頓了一下,

漫不經心的講了一句: 其實,這裡,本來很多家屬的....

我心想:靠....莫非...是凶宅...

那....後來他們呢? 都....都怎麼了....

仲介: 都死了,我都處理掉了...

!! 瞎密......聽到這裡我整個頭皮發麻......我知道的太多了嗎!


















仲介: 因為我放了一些捕鼠籠,那些家鼠都處理好了,不用擔心喔~

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frank8421:靠~~~這房仲太機車了1F 06/20 09:40
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dear0804:= =3F 06/20 09:47
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chris3381:XDDD他故意的吧~14F 06/20 11:31
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zxcv2838:老鼠就老鼠!!幹嘛家屬啊!!!16F 06/20 11:36
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nomorepipe:你知道的太多了   XDDD18F 06/20 11:42
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Luciferous:有沒有把蟑螂也處理掉?25F 06/20 12:02
Archi821:家鼠,順便抓到野鼠了吧26F 06/20 12:02
Archi821:家蟑螂?
riket0403:XDDDDDDDD 真靠盃!!~~~會被他嚇死!!~~~~28F 06/20 12:03
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irene771:夠幽默XD60F 06/20 12:50
mpcb:更恐怖的是 買(租)下來後 那些家屬(鼠?)又回來了...61F 06/20 12:51
Kazenoshima:老鼠多還是不要比較好吧62F 06/20 12:52
wwwjkl174:家屬(鼠XD)的逆襲!!63F 06/20 12:53
yixiang921:這個好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD64F 06/20 12:54
zzoe09:你確定是家鼠嘛...(抖65F 06/20 12:57
noonee:還是一樣是凶宅啊....對老鼠來說....66F 06/20 12:57
Archi821:忽然"啾"的一聲,一隻灰灰的東西跑了過去。67F 06/20 13:00
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terix:家屬哪有野鼠香114F 06/20 14:56
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ppuppy:轉錄至看板 joke                                          06/20 15:09
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jim83711:有才的房仲117F 06/20 15:26
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indiochap:家屬..............好機車!!!!!203F 06/21 08:31
sean0000:XDDDDDDDDDDD204F 06/21 09:33
rita00164:好房仲,不推嘛205F 06/21 09:43
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Michal1204:哈哈哈!!!207F 06/21 12:22
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imR:有哏!!210F 06/21 12:55
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xcv4444h:好機車 XDD215F 06/21 17:59
VenusYang:幹 嚇死XD216F 06/21 19:14
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yyQmo:房仲誇張啦218F 06/21 20:04
aaron781218:房仲:不小心說溜嘴了,還好掰的回來219F 06/21 20:16
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Heeeeeee:......只有我有猜到嗎? 原PO反應還滿好笑哈哈221F 06/22 00:12
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OrangeBoy:笑了!!!227F 06/22 13:57
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MichelleHsia:這個好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDD229F 06/22 14:07

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